An ancient relic from Steve Jobs’ past has surfaced in the guise of a job application from the former Apple founder/CEO, which is going up for auction next month, and is expected to go for upwards of US$50,000.

In the application, peppered with literals, Jobs wrote “none” in a box asking for his phone number. And while not an error, Jobs responded on the form that his access to transportation was “possible, but not probable”.

The CV is a single page document. It will go up for sale next month in Boston.